alam nio mga peeps, si inday ay sosyal na katulong. xadong sossy kaya inglessera. but i'd like to tell you to take some precautions before reading this. it may cause nosebleed, headache and migraine or even heart attack. but then, i would also like to ask you to pray for inday's soul. i know we miss her so much. after her death on september 1, 2007, the universe was never the same again
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PERSONAL INFORMATION:
Name: Inocencia Binayubay
Nickname: Inday (of course)
Age: 18
Parents: Mang Andoy at Aling Seling
Siblings: Iying – 13, Itoy – 8, Iking: 5
Educ: College – La Salle Zobel 2nd year (Scholar)
High School: P. Gomez High School (Valedictorian, Best in English)
Elem: Sta. Monica Elem School (Valedictorian, best in dancing)Kaya pala…it shows!
Work Experience: Household service manager (katulong) – Mr. and Mrs. Matapobre
Died: Sept. 1, 2007
Cause of death: Asphyxia due to strangulation (namatay sa sakal ng amo!)
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Amo: Inday, bakit kulang ang sukli na ibinigay mo?
Inday: Hmmm… The person from the selling entity might have experienced memory deficiency due to the difficulty in concentrating and that lack of concentration lead to forgetfulness in giving the excess monetary equivalent due from the purchased item.
Amo: I think I'm gonna faint!
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Sa Resto:
Waiter : Ano po order nila maam?
Amo: Ung fried chicken meal na lang. Ikaw inday,ano sayo?
Inday: I would like to partake of a dish of sautéed pork and chicken,boiled in thick essence of soy and cane extracts,with copious amount of garlic, onion and laurel,sprinkled generously with fine spices and served with generous helping of root crop and a helping of rice.
Amo: Iho, paorder daw ng adobo with rice
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Amo: Mula ngayon, wala nang magsasalita ng Ingles. Ang sinumang magpadugo ng ilong ko at sa mga anak ko, palalayasin sa pamamahay na `to. klaro ba?
Inday: Ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw, sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunamgunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran. Tatalikdan ang matayog at palalong banyagang wika, manapay kakalingain, bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkolooban.
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Inday and her amo applying for a US visa
Consul: Why do you wanna go to the US?
Amo: To travel to visit friends and fly the airplane.
Consul: Denied!
Consul: And you?
Inday: For life is a never-ending pursuit of material and social satisfaction that I tender my great intent of actualizing a transpacific journey to the land of milk and honey. An affable sanctuary where dreams become reality and a perfect habitat where souls like mine can reach the pedestal of freedom.
Consul: Lifetime multiple entry VISA granted!
Amo: Whaaat!!!
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Nang nakauwi si Inday matapos mamalengke, nagalit ang kanyang amo…
Amo: Inday, hindi mo ba natanggap text ko? Tinext kita sabi ko bumili ka na rin ng giniling. Selpon selpon ka pa di naman nakakareceive ng text.
Inday: It's not that I can't receive any messages, it's just that I was at a place with a weak cellular signal. You see, even though longer wavelengths have the advantage of being able to diffract to a greater degree and are less reliant on line of sight to obtain a good signal, it can still attenuate significantly. And because the frequencies which cell phones use are too high to reflect off the ionosphere as shortwave radio waves do, cell phone waves cannot travel via the ionospohere.
Amo: Pa-ayono-ayonospir ka pang nalalaman. magsaing ka na nga bago dumugo na naman ilong ko.
mukhang ECE graduate din ata si Inday. nax!
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noong bata pa si inday
Nanay: Day, ba't ba ang tigas-tigas ng ulo mo?
Inday: Inay, intransigence is just normal for us juveniles.
Nanay: Day, anong nakain mo? I'm perturbed by your words.
Inday: Nay, ala namang gantihan
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mejo maalat ang pagkakaluto ni inday sa ulam so explain siya sa amo
The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
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si inday, nag eemote sa may bintana, habang iniisip si dodong,ang bf nia..
I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber. Though the downpour of rain should've made it easy. This exuberant emotional glue i have for you,cannot besimply washed away. The multiplicity of what i feel for you is inevitable. This isn't platonic. It's real, true romance.
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explanation ni inday nung nasunog nia ang sinaing
Heavy fire exerted by the stimulus affected the best conductor of heat which is the steel,causing the Oriza Sativa to change it's state of color,smell as well as the taste.
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inday inutusang bumili ng isda
Amo: Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda, ay oo nga pala, inglesera ka na ngayon, would you please buy many fishes for this week's meals?
Inday: Judging by your statement, I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term fishes though rarely used, connotes a plethora of different kinds of the said gilled aquatic creatures. But the most pressing question before I go to the wet market would be: what type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or fresh? (pauses) Ahh…given the meager budget afforded by this household's quasi-peasant class taste, I assume I shall source the staple "galewng-gong". Yes?
Amo: Eh kung mag-empake ka na kaya?!
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